Jesus brews the finest Cabernet
He made it from spring water yesterday
It only took a minute when He stuck His finger in it
Goes with chicken, beef or lamb, matzoh balls or even Spam
Well have you tried his famous Pinot Noir?
It’s loved by his disciples near and far
Tastes good with many dishes, but especially loaves and fishes
You can chug it from the bottle,
Gives the soul a holy throttle!
So let’s raise a mighty toast
To Father, Son and Holy Ghost…………
Spiritual wino, listen to me
I am now practicing SO-BRI-E-TY.